Thursday, June 23, 2005

Has Katie been brainwashed?

Back in the tabloid world, Fox News is reporting on the mystery surrounding Katie Holmes' sudden romance with Tom Cruise. To me, the facts hint at the possibility of Holmes being brainwashed while held captive at the headquarters of the Church of Scientology. And the kicker: I am half-inclined to believe that theory.

Perhaps the Cruise-Holmes romance can serve as the basis of the next Batman movie. Exhausted from working long shifts to torture the meek inhabitants of Gotham City with their lousy acting, evil super-villian Cruise and up-and-coming villianess Holmes decide to get hitched in a diabolic plot to unleash their progeny on the unsuspecting masses and take over the world. Can the Dark Knight break them up in time?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Sooth-boy said...

Well, good thing she's been brainwashed- that's one less female for me to fall for in the world

6/24/2005 4:38 AM  

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